What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:10

Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Becky Lynch wins the Intercontinental title at Money in the Bank - Cageside Seats
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are some photos of masturbation?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Measles confirmed in Colorado Springs, public asked to watch for symptoms - KKTV
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is your worst experience in life?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.